mothers, cover your children’s eyes
16 08 2004For some reason, occasionally an LTD Commodities catalog is sent to my office. The one we got today was the Christmas edition, which in and of itself is enough to make me want to vomit all over it.
However, something caught my eye. On the very front of the catalog, right for everyone to see, is a Frosty the Snowman lawn globe, as seen here:
As you can plainly see here, Frosty the Snowman is hardly a spreader of Christmas cheer — he’s a lecherous, disgusting pervert, unable to exert any sort of control of his raging libido. Who — aside from Larry Flynt — wants this sort of filth displayed prominently in their front yard? Oh, and by the way, it’s not just Frosty. If I were a parent, I don’t think Junior would be sitting on Santa’s lap at the mall this holiday season.
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