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I keep finding myself wishing I had a camera phone so I could take pictures of some of the funny and/or strange crap I see while out and about during the day. The pictures wouldn’t be as good as they are with my digital camera, obviously, bit I always have my phone with me (vs. always carrying a camera, which I just won’t do) and it would be better than nothing.

For instance, a couple weeks ago I was taking some trash out to the dumpster at work and and saw a pizza box that said, “Dairyland (not positive it was ‘Dairyland’, but it was ‘Dairy-something’) Pizza,” directly below which there was a large picture of a bipedal cow that was holding a pizza box and saying, “It’s moo-licious.”

I’ve used a variety of adjectives before when describing a tasty pizza. Words like ‘outstanding,’ ‘awesome,’ or ’so effing good,’ but I can guaran-damn-tee you that the word ‘moo-licious’ has never been one of them. Don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty certain that ‘moo-licious’ isn’t even a real word. Now if these people are using fake words on the box, imagine what they put IN the box.

At any rate, I really wanted a picture of that box on here. Guess I need to take a look at some picture phones, eh?