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My mom emailed me a link today to the Hoosier Gazette, an Onion-esque fake newspaper focused entirely on Indiana. I had seen it once or twice before, but never saw the reader-submitted mottos they had on there. Some of them are pretty funny, so I decided to post them on here. Enjoy.

Indiana: If I knew where I was, I would not be here

Indiana: It’s just less intelligent here

Indiana: A great place to be from

Indiana: The place to be if you’re terminally ill, because each day in Indiana seems like an eternity

Indiana: Who really needs a high school education anyway?

Indiana: Where ambition goes to die

Indiana: Where South Bend is in the North, North Vernon is in the South and a French Lick is nothing like what it sounds

Indiana: Almost Seventy Years Without A Klan Governor

Indiana: Welcome to Indiana: Crystle Meth next three exits

Indiana: The Gateway to Better States

Indiana: I’m sorry, but you’re not in Ohio anymore

Indiana: Hey, at least we have Indy, which is kind of cool, I guess.

Indiana: What are you doing here? You have a college degree! Oh never mind, it’s from Ball State.

Indiana: America’s corn hole

Welcome to Indiana: Hope you brought something to do

Indiana: Leading America in being just east of Illinois

Indiana: The only state left where you can still hunt buffalo with an axe. (see state seal, below)

Indiana: Who says we’re north of the Ohio River?