sad but true
16 11 2004My mom emailed me a link today to the Hoosier Gazette, an Onion-esque fake newspaper focused entirely on Indiana. I had seen it once or twice before, but never saw the reader-submitted mottos they had on there. Some of them are pretty funny, so I decided to post them on here. Enjoy.
Indiana: If I knew where I was, I would not be here
Indiana: It’s just less intelligent here
Indiana: A great place to be from
Indiana: The place to be if you’re terminally ill, because each day in Indiana seems like an eternity
Indiana: Who really needs a high school education anyway?
Indiana: Where ambition goes to die
Indiana: Where South Bend is in the North, North Vernon is in the South and a French Lick is nothing like what it sounds
Indiana: Almost Seventy Years Without A Klan Governor
Indiana: Welcome to Indiana: Crystle Meth next three exits
Indiana: The Gateway to Better States
Indiana: I’m sorry, but you’re not in Ohio anymore
Indiana: Hey, at least we have Indy, which is kind of cool, I guess.
Indiana: What are you doing here? You have a college degree! Oh never mind, it’s from Ball State.
Indiana: America’s corn hole
Welcome to Indiana: Hope you brought something to do
Indiana: Leading America in being just east of Illinois
Indiana: The only state left where you can still hunt buffalo with an axe. (see state seal, below)
Indiana: Who says we’re north of the Ohio River?
Funny Stuff — good blog Chris…
Now I know what is wrong we need to move out of Indiana… too bad we just bought a house!
LMAO!!!:lol: I think the corn hole one was my favorite…or maybe the one about being east of Illinois…still laughing.
There has to be other states with lower self-esteems than us…