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Hey parents — got a little junior geek running around the house and you have no idea what the hell he’s talking about when he sends you an email telling you to “ph34r” his “1337 5×1llz”? Have no fear, as your friends at Microsoft are here to help.

A Parent’s Primer to Computer Slang

I found this to be laugh-out-loud funny. People who actually type like this need to be shot. Not killed, necessarily, but definitely shot.

I saw this video clip last night of a guy in Akron, OH waiting in line at a pizza place. He’s on his cell phone with his girlfriend, a woman cuts in front of him, and he made some sort of remark that she didn’t like. She gets her massive boyfriend to come in and… well, just watch the video. This is just messed up.

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Here’s a story about what happened. Registration (or BugMeNot) required to read it.

This little girl in Egypt had a conjoined twin that never grew a body, so doctors recently removed the second, “parasitic” head. Weird. Link to story.