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A few weeks ago I stopped into the drug store near my work to pick up a couple packs of gum, and as I was pulling out of the parking lot, I noticed a large (probably about 6′x4′) sign posted in the grass at the rear entrace of the Taco Bell across the street. This is pretty much what it looked like:

I don’t know if I’m just a bastard or what, but it immediately struck me as hilarious. But then I started wondering more about it, specifically the reasoning behind the placement of the sign. Does Barbara work at Taco Bell? Does she just eat there a lot? [Note: if any of you want to make a sign like that for me, that’s a good place to put it, as I go to that Taco Bell pretty frequently.] Will she just be driving past the sign on her way home? Does this guy work at Taco Bell, and that’s why he was able to post the sign there? And what did he do that was so bad that he had to get a sign custom-printed and stuck outside the BACK ENTRANCE of a fast food restaurant to advertise his penitence? If I had more time I would taken a picture of it, because it still makes me laugh just thinking about it.

Ah, well - I hope those crazy kids made up and had a good Valentine’s Day, even though they clearly have no long-term potential. Whatever he did, she’ll never be able to completely forgive him for it.