strong argument for the existence of satan

2 06 2006

demon spawn

This little monster, which I suspect is half-centipede/half-demon, was waiting for me in my laundry room last night. I walked in and started the dryer, and when I turned around this thing was nearly on top of my foot and moving pretty fast. I said “HOLY F—!”, grabbed a pair of needlenose pliers, and slayed the beast before it could multiply (the pliers are the reason it’s missing several legs on the near side of the picture).