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This is, without question, the best Valentine’s Day present I have ever seen. I know it’s too late for you guys to buy it for your special ladies (or he-bitches), but maybe you can get one and save it for a rainy day.

Unrelated Items:

• Today is my first day being back at work after having been snowed in for the past couple days. I hadn’t had a snow day in a very long time, so even though all the shoveling sucked immensely, I’d happily do it all again for another two days off of work and school.
• Apparently I can make omelettes now. This was a startlingly delicious realization for me on Tuesday morning when I made my first attempt at making them in a year or so. The key is apparently a good non-stick pan. Here’s a fun fact: omelettes are the best breakfast food ever. It’s science.