i hope christopher columbus was way more jazzed up when he “discovered” the americas
25 04 2007I’ve always wondered what it would be like to find a dead body. Maybe you go into a public restroom and someone had a fatal stroke while they were on the toilet, or you’re hiking through the woods and find a mostly-decomposed body of someone who was murdered. I’d think it would very unsettling. And while what happened to me last night was not quite as traumatic, I think I now have a general idea of what that must feel like.
Last night, while walking to my car after class, I discovered. . . a new kind of wedgie.
I’m sure some of you just gave my site a “WTF?” look after reading that, but I assure you that it was quite disturbing. I rounded a corner and found myself behind a rather large woman. Not at all unusual, but I immediately noticed something about her outfit — her shirt was securely wedged between the upper edge of her jeans and her back fat.
I don’t want to pick on the poor woman, so I’ll probably just leave it at that, but suffice it to say that I was pretty much grossed out and probably made a little bit of a Mr. Yuk face.
In other news, last week I was asked to M.C. my ten year high school reunion sometime this summer. For some reason, I said I’d do it. I’ll be sure to let you know how that goes, but it’ll be a few months.
Observant Zesty
New wedgie spot discovered
Name it “A Zwedgie”
I agree it would be very unsettling to find a dead body, but I look for them all the time. (I know I’m crazy we don’t need to reiterate that) I hear about these people finding dead bodies, and I wonder what that’s like. Anytime I drive or walk by some woods, or go hiking around I keep my eyes peeled for anything resemblimg human anatomy.
Now I have found people dead in nursing home settings, but that’s not surprising when it happens so it’s really not the same. They are old, you expect them to die even if they were just alive 2 minutes ago.
In regards to the wedgie, I saw a sickly disturbing guy in pants so tight you could make out quite clearly the size of his testicles and where his penis was in relation to them. You could see the full spectacle in 3-D, it was awful, so bad I felt ashamed for my eyes having wandered down that far. Where are the fashion police when you need them?
@TK: I’m not sure I wan’t something so incredibly pleasant to have any part of my name applied to it. It’s sort of like being the poor bastard who has an incredibly rare disease named after him. No one wants to be that guy.
i hate when i see guys wearing tight pants…do they think that’s sexy?!?
In case they actually do think that…let me clear that all up now by saying! EW!
dude, it’s “emcee” not M.C.
lol
[…] Let’s not forget about boxer briefs, the semi-ridiculous amalgamation of two radically different styles of underwear. I’m pretty sure the only reason these exist is to keep you from looking like an idiot if you want to wear briefs. They might also help prevent wedgies (but not zwedgies). […]