Comments on: the only thing that can stop me dead in my tracks is the ancient art of “swift kicks to the groin” http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/ in soviet russia, blog writes YOU! Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:56:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: Jill http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-4323 Jill Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:45:25 +0000 http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-4323 LOL. Great post. *wince* I actually liked Captain Planet (or at least the theme song) and yeah, Heart WAS a stupid power. Absolutely hilarious. LOL. Great post.

*wince* I actually liked Captain Planet (or at least the theme song) and yeah, Heart WAS a stupid power.

Absolutely hilarious.

]]> By: A Bowl of Stupid http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-3274 A Bowl of Stupid Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:53:34 +0000 http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-3274 Kid, you had me until 'Captain Planet' made the scene. Next, you'll tell me you're doing an expose on the Garbage Pail Kids. C'mon, you're too good for that. Now if you wanna talk about Ultraman or Jonny Socko's Robot ... you got a deal. Kid, you had me until ‘Captain Planet’ made the scene. Next, you’ll tell me you’re doing an expose on the Garbage Pail Kids.

C’mon, you’re too good for that.

Now if you wanna talk about Ultraman or Jonny Socko’s Robot … you got a deal.

]]> By: Steph http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-3090 Steph Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:05:05 +0000 http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-3090 Too funny! Don't all superheroes have character flaws that are major weaknesses? For example Jean Grey on ex-men had a split personality that really screwed her in the end. And Beast, the huge hairy blue beast who could kick anyone's ass but doesn't because of his ridiculous strong sense of humanity. It's wrong to beat on others, even if they are actively trying to kill you and all of your kind. RIDICULOUS! Wolverine was like mush when it came to Jean, he has a bad temper and can never just leave well enough alone. Look at how that worked out for him in the third movie. He couldn't just leave Jean be, and he ended up having to kill her. Spiderman, he is a total pansy. That guys is so bent on Mary Jane he's useless. Aquaman, wasn't he only able to be away from water for a short time? And Batman, I don't know what kind of Superhero is just as vulnerable to a bullet in the head as I am, but thats gay. They should have at least made his little bat ears bullet proof or something. Even at that, when he is Bruce Wayne and on his day job, he's basically useless. I guess those are a little off topic from your point, but I would say all superheroes really are just heroes, not a whole lot "super" about them. Too funny! Don’t all superheroes have character flaws that are major weaknesses? For example Jean Grey on ex-men had a split personality that really screwed her in the end. And Beast, the huge hairy blue beast who could kick anyone’s ass but doesn’t because of his ridiculous strong sense of humanity. It’s wrong to beat on others, even if they are actively trying to kill you and all of your kind. RIDICULOUS! Wolverine was like mush when it came to Jean, he has a bad temper and can never just leave well enough alone. Look at how that worked out for him in the third movie. He couldn’t just leave Jean be, and he ended up having to kill her.
Spiderman, he is a total pansy. That guys is so bent on Mary Jane he’s useless. Aquaman, wasn’t he only able to be away from water for a short time? And Batman, I don’t know what kind of Superhero is just as vulnerable to a bullet in the head as I am, but thats gay. They should have at least made his little bat ears bullet proof or something. Even at that, when he is Bruce Wayne and on his day job, he’s basically useless.
I guess those are a little off topic from your point, but I would say all superheroes really are just heroes, not a whole lot “super” about them.

]]> By: Honeysuckle Rose http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-3052 Honeysuckle Rose Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:36:13 +0000 http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-3052 What about Wonder Woman? She's granted superhuman powers by the gods but goes to pieces over Steve Trevor and his BSD ... hmmm. What about Wonder Woman? She’s granted superhuman powers by the gods but goes to pieces over Steve Trevor and his BSD … hmmm.

]]> By: zesty http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-3035 zesty Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:39:22 +0000 http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-3035 What's his weakness? Also, I am pretty sure he can't crap in mid-air, but if he can and I was him, I would do that ALL THE TIME. What’s his weakness? Also, I am pretty sure he can’t crap in mid-air, but if he can and I was him, I would do that ALL THE TIME.

]]> By: Preposterous Ponderings http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-3034 Preposterous Ponderings Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:35:12 +0000 http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-3034 What? You didn't mention anything about Under Dog. I hope he takes a canine crap on you as he flies over your house! :oP What? You didn’t mention anything about Under Dog.

I hope he takes a canine crap on you as he flies over your house! :oP

]]> By: Clare http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-3031 Clare Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:13:50 +0000 http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/#comment-3031 I believe you were the kid who adamantly refused to clap to keep Tinkerbell alive when Peter Pan was on TV. 'Nuff said. I believe you were the kid who adamantly refused to clap to keep Tinkerbell alive when Peter Pan was on TV. ‘Nuff said.

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