http://blog.zesticle.com in soviet russia, blog writes YOU! Fri, 15 Feb 2008 02:02:04 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en It's Valentine's Day and romance is in the air. Rather than go on a lame rant about how Valentine's Day sucks and is a fake holiday created by greeting card companies to drum up business between Christmas and Easter and that if you love someone you should be sweet ... http://blog.zesticle.com/2008/02/14/before-choosey-moms-can-choose-jif-they-have-to-choose-someone-with-whom-they-will-fornicate-otherwise-theyre-just-regular-chicks-buying-peanut-butter/ Who missed me? Just wanted to post this, but I will write more later in the week. Fuck you, Patriots. I could go on and on with that theme, but I'll let the kids at Kissing Suzy Kolber do it for me. See you kids in a couple days! http://blog.zesticle.com/2008/02/04/im-not-really-coming-out-of-retirement-but-it-has-been-awhile/ The other day I was listening to Breaking Benjamin's first CD on my way into work and got this song stuck in my head. Listening to the lyrics, it's clearly inspired by The Wizard of Oz, which is also why the video I just linked to is just clips ... http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/15/the-only-thing-that-can-stop-me-dead-in-my-tracks-is-the-ancient-art-of-swift-kicks-to-the-groin/ I hope everyone enjoyed webcomic week and it's steady stream of low-brow humor. Things will get back to normal next week. http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/09/webcomic-week-goes-out-with-a-dry-heave-and-collective-eyeroll/ http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/08/oh-boy-i-thought-this-tasted-kinda-funny/ http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/07/it-turns-out-i-can-write-just-a-few-sentences-and-still-take-up-as-much-space-on-a-page-as-several-paragraphs/ http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/11/06/my-ability-to-work-in-nearly-any-medium-surprises-even-me-sometimes/ With no offense intended to anyone out there who considers themselves a poet and writes lots of little poems about love or betrayal or their cat in a flowery little journal, I don't consider poetry to be poetry unless it rhymes. No rhymes = creative writing (and not necessarily ... http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/10/24/eat-your-heart-out-japanese-william-shakespeare-unless-you-have-some-ramen-in-which-case-you-should-eat-that-ramen-is-awesome/ Ann- Hey, long time no see. Remember me? I'm the guy you sang about in your All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You song a few years back. Okay so it has been... let's see, Wikipedia says that song came out in 1990, so... 17 years. ... http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/10/17/an-open-letter-from-the-guy-in-that-all-i-wanna-do-is-make-love-to-you-song-to-ann-wilson-lead-singer-of-heart/ As the IT guy at my work, I am tasked with making sure all of the computers in the office are operating as smoothly and efficiently as possible (this would be easier if everyone weren't using four yr old hardware, but whatever). In the mind of the office manager, ... http://blog.zesticle.com/2007/10/10/hey-at-least-i-am-actually-doing-something-productive-at-work-for-once/